January 2012
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October 2011
12 posts
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The Tennant Smirk →
June 2011
1 post
December 2010
8 posts
Happy six month birthday, my sweet boy! We love you with all the love in the universe.
I love roses. I haven’t even watered ours since summer and this morning I was greeted by 14 beautiful blooms.
Sometimes Cody holds Charlie up over his head by his torso, so he can fly. And sometimes he farts and it’s really funny. Babies are weird.
The next six weeks are going to be busy. Can I store sleep up now for later?
“Pregnant” sounds so much more beautiful and maternal than diminutives of the word.
Toddlers are INTENSE.
I wonder if the man selling firewood knows what we’re all thinking about his signs that say, “Got Wood?”
You know what would be awesome? If my new diaper bag could arrive by floo powder. I’m betting it’s faster than the US Postal Service.
November 2010
13 posts
Fruit #80 : red pear
When did Thanksgiving become the day for telling strangers about the Antichrist being in league with the Pope? Happy Thanksgiving anyway.
Still not used to the time change.
A certain somebody better be thankful that I taught myself to type at 95 words a minute.
Are four-day weekends worth the stress of three-day workweeks?
I really hate the McDonald’s commercial that makes it sound like they’re talking about boinking.
I have a big chatterbox on my hands. He babbled all day and told another baby “Hi”, as clear as can be.
Just passed by a group of hobos at the train platform, playing guitars and singing.
Fruits 77 and 78: pummelo and oro blanco.
I thought I was ready for Christmas to come, but then I heard pop renditions of Christmas music playing in BabiesRUs. NOOOOO.
I think the baby just discovered that his arms are inside of his sleeves. The files are IN the computer??
My eyes still feel weird from cutting that onion this morning and November’s weird temperature changes give me a headache. I need a nap.
forgot she had a Twitter account for a while there.
October 2010
1 post
Dad just ordered the Taste of Detroit at the Olive Garden.
August 2010
2 posts
Guy next to me at a red light is headbanging to Taylor Swift.
ALLERGIES
July 2010
2 posts
is at a Thai restaurant and I can see 11 topless women from my seat.
Charlie is dressed like a 1800’s circus strong-man today. Sleeveless onesies are very similar to unitards, for the record.
June 2010
2 posts
my little sister comes home from college tonight!!
really loves it when businesses don’t use any signage on the outside of their buildings.
May 2010
8 posts
the guy installing our new front door talks to himself. and the door. and I’m trusting our home security to him.
baby hiccups feel weird.
can I wear pajamas today to work? putting on pants just doesn’t seem worth the effort.
woke up with a glass shard in my bed, pressed into my hip. the only explanation is that I’m a sleepwalking international crimefighter.
most annoying pregnancy symptom yet: unbearably itchy skin.
some people use the internet to look at pornography, I use it to look up images or pepperoni sticks. oh wait, same thing. I’m hungry.
Pro-tip: A full bladder increases the frequency of Braxton Hicks contractions. Pee often.
would like to live in a world of virtuous health insurance companies… in other words, a fantasy world.